Tum Kya Jano Us Vakt Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzari Thi Jab Usne Kaha Tha... . . . . . . . . Tum Mujhse Do Saal Chhote Ho Didi Bola Karo
Pathan Ne Ghadisaaj Se Kaha "Is Ghadi Ko Thik Karne Ka Kya Loge?" Ghadisaaj: Jo Kimat Aap Ko Padi Thi Uska Aadha De Dena! Agale Din Ghadi Thik Karane Ke Bad Pathan Ne Ghadisaaj Ko Do Thappad Mar Diye! Ghadisaaj Ne Pucha "Mujhe Thappad Cu Mare?" Pathan Ne Jhat Se Javab Diya "Jab Maine Ghadi Lene Ki Jaid Ki Thi To Mere Abbu Ne Mujhe Char Thappad Mare The!"
Ganit Ka Techer: Jab Main Tumhare Jitna Tha To Mere Ganit Men 100 Ank Aate The! Pappu: Aate Honge Sar! Aapko Jarur Koi Achcha Ticher Padhata Hoga!
Pappu Pariksha Men Techer Se: Sar Aaj Tarikh Kya Hai? Techer: Tarikh Ko Chhodo Pariksha Par Dhyan Do Pappu: Sar Main Chahta Hu Ki Mere Diye Jawabon Men Kuchh To Sahi Ho
Mere Fauladi Hounslon Aur Majbuti Par Kabhi Shak Na Karna! Maine To Unko Bhi Maaf Kar Diya Jinhonne /> Meri Shaadi Karwai !
Patni Apne Pati Se: Raat Ko Tum Sapne Men Mujhe Galiyan De Rahe The Aur Mere Maabaap Ko Kos Rahe The Kyon? Pati: Jhuth Main Us Vakt Soya Hi Nahi Tha